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Monday Night Madness: Kamehameha makes it two comebacks in two weeks
Eighteen point seven three: Dak Prescott clears Jeff Carrico's number, and Kamehameha has won two in a row.
All Stories
Aubrey gets his kicks, Miller Time gets to 4-3, and Sunday at Sports Ballers is a rematch
Jim Miller did the arithmetic for me Monday morning, before anyone had kicked a ball in Philadelphia.
Four points, one Monday night and a father's rule: Dandy are 4-3 and the Annihilators come to them next
Melanie Patterson would not count it. Dandy had led the Inexperienced Blitz since Sunday night, the margin was thinner than it looked, and Dallas Goedert still had a game to play in Philadelphia.
Father and son are both 2-5 now. Only the son got there by winning Monday.
Jeff Carrico told me Monday afternoon what he would be wearing.
Her running back got the ball: IR Kings beat Fifth Quarter and turn to three straight Remote games
Susan Herzog is a Dallas Cowboys fan. On Monday night, by her own account, she was pulling for two Eagles.
"I lost": Joey McVey takes the final and throws the tight end job open
Joey McVey's email came in late Monday night, after the Cowboys had finished off the Eagles and the last numbers of Week 7 had settled.
Lamb's Monday wasn't enough, and Michael Paden II says the next receiver has to be a starter
CeeDee Lamb played the last game of Week 7 the way you'd want your best receiver to play a game that was already gone.
One job still open: the Dragons win going away, and Jon Paden keeps the second receiver spot to himself
Monday night, while Dallas was putting 38 on Philadelphia, there were two men in that game the Dragons had reason to watch.
Red shirt, wrong ending: Dak Prescott takes Week 7 away from All Strong
On Monday afternoon Scott Heilig told me exactly where he'd be for the Dallas game: the same seat, the same red shirt, saying two words he had never said in his life.
Still learning at 3-4: Echo Paden won't let one Monday night set the Dragons lineup
Sunday night, Echo Paden told me it wasn't over yet. She was right for about another 24 hours.
The 118.82 was a Sunday, not a season: the Annihilators fall to 2-5 and take the long road to Dandy
By the time Dallas and Philadelphia were done Monday night, there was nothing left for Jihaad Campbell to save, and nobody in the Annihilators' building had asked him to save it.
Tide win, and the first back is still Walker: Jon Rudolph names his man before the Wild Cards
The Crimson Tide beat Injury Prone 110.6 to 96.1 in Week 7, and they're 5-2.
Division report
A cushion, measured again: the Sports Ballers all but put away the Fumblers, and the Diablo race comes back to life
Michael Paden II did not wait for Monday night to say it.
Division report
After the Tide, the road: Injury Prone lose the Matchup of the Week, and every Delta rival gets them at home
Joey McVey has a line he uses after a loss, and on Sunday night, after the Crimson Tide beat Injury Prone 108.1 to 91.8, he sent me the update on it himself.
Cole Kmet was out for the season. He was also in the lineup.
On Friday afternoon the official word on Cole Kmet was about as plain as an injury report gets: out for the rest of the season.
Down four, Jim Miller stands by his kicker, and Monday night Brandon Aubrey gets the last word
For a week I have been writing around a silence. I asked Jim Miller, more than once, why Brandon Aubrey started at kicker against the Fumblers while Tyler Bass kicked four field goals on his bench.
Division report
Fifty-one points, both ways: the Sports Ballers answer Week 4, and the rest of the Remote waits on Monday night
I have spent a month not quite believing in the Sports Ballers.
Gibbs is the back, Chuba is the flex: Jacob Paden draws the line, and Likely 2 Punt carries four points into Monday night
For a week I carried one question around this beat like a stone in my shoe.
I built a column around Bryce Young. Melanie Patterson never looked past Joe Burrow, and Sunday he gave Dandy the lead
I had this column written a week ago. It was about Bryce Young, and it went like this: the quarterback did his job against the Dragons, threw for 281 yards and two touchdowns, and Dandy lost anyway, s
Isaiah Likely's quiet Sunday, and an owner who says the rest of it is on him
A week ago I sat down to write about Isaiah Likely because he'd just had the best afternoon of anyone on the Fumblers' sheet: six catches, 99 yards, a 24-yard touchdown and a two-point conversion against It's Miller Time.
"It isn't decided": Susan Herzog speaks up, and the IR Kings wait on Monday night
For most of this fall, Susan Herzog let her roster do the talking.
Jason Bielski ends a week of quiet with his verdict on the Annihilators: "A turn? No."
Jason Bielski opened with an apology. "Sorry it took me a week, Rachel," the Annihilators owner wrote Sunday night, and then he answered nearly everything I had asked him since last Monday, in a handf
Jeff Carrico says he saw Kyle Pitts coming. On Sunday, the rest of Kamehameha came with him
Jeff Carrico wants the credit, and he isn't shy about asking for it.
Division report
Level at 5-2, not level where it counts: the Wild Cards carry a division problem into Week 8
Tony Lai's team scored 131 points on the road Sunday, and the first thing he told me was that he wants more.
Nobody's job is safe: Tony Lai's crowded receiver room puts up 131, and the Tide are next
For a week I carried this column around half-written in my head.
Paden on the Pickens trade: the Dragons are rebuilding from the front
For two days the George Pickens trade was two lines of agate and a lot of guessing.
Sixty-six points and no excuses: the Strikers' bye hole swallowed Sunday, and Joey McVey is next
Since last Tuesday I've had one line in my notebook about this team: the Strikers could not hide in Week 7.
The hope had a name: Tony Pollard carries the Tide to 5-2
Last week I argued that the Crimson Tide were Kenneth Walker III, Malik Nabers and not much behind them.
Three wins in three weeks and no rebuild: Scott Heilig puts a date on All Strong's promise
Scott Heilig says he stood through the whole fourth quarter the night Christian McCaffrey carried his team past IR Kings.
Trevor Lawrence had the week off. Jaxon Smith-Njigba didn't, and the Sports Ballers are one Monday night from 6-1
Matt Carrico had already done the math by the time he answered me Sunday night.
Twelve points from Dallas Goedert: the Blitz trail Dandy, and Echo Paden says ask her Tuesday
Echo Paden has set a time for the real answer, and it isn't tonight.
Two Carricos, one Monday night: the father leads and doesn't trust it, the son trails and needs Dak
Mike Carrico's team is ahead. He would like you to know he doesn't think that will last.
Dragons notebook: Okereke and Allen move up, and the defense finally gets the attention it has earned
Bobby Okereke spent Sunday on the bench and still had one of the best days of anybody wearing a Dragons helmet.
From 58 yards out: Daniel Carlson is the steadiest thing about the 2-4 IR Kings
Nobody buys a jersey for the kicker. Nobody circles his name on the lineup card on Sunday morning, and nobody calls the beat writer on Monday to ask about him.
McCaffrey and Penix can't carry this alone, and Kamehameha is the week to find out who helps
Christian McCaffrey caught nine passes on Sunday. Nine. He ran for two touchdowns, he caught the ball out of the backfield like a slot receiver, and he was on the field for 85 percent of the 49ers' snaps.
Mike Carrico lost to his son by less than two points, and he already knows where he'll hear about it
Most owners, asked about a loss, give you the injury report. Mike Carrico gave me a holiday.
Nine of every ten snaps: Jonas Sanker's fast week in the Blitz secondary
Saturday night, from outside the fence, I watched the defensive backs taking the first-team snaps for the Inexperienced Blitz, and one of them hadn't been on the team at lunch.
Somebody has to blink: the Annihilators' 118.82 meets the Dragons' 115.36, and one stop decides it
Everyone around this team is going to say the number this week.
The kicker on the bench: Tyler Bass, Brandon Aubrey and the call Jim Miller has to make again
Every Sunday morning, somewhere in this league, an owner looks at the kicker spot a few seconds longer than it deserves.
The Sunday he didn't play: Kenneth Walker III and the weight he carries for a 4-2 Tide
There is one week on the Crimson Tide's schedule that nobody around this team brings up on purpose, and I have come to think it is the most honest week they have played.